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YOU LIKE EATIN' BEEF? FLOSS THEM TEETH!

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If you like to eat Beef, I am not judging you Cutie. Like what you like.


I am simply warning you for the inevitable, because I too love Beef Ribs. Especially slathered in barbecue sauce.


That said, keep some dental floss on you, Cutie. If you like eatin' beef, you gon have to floss them teeth, Cutie.


That way you can enjoy those ribs your date bought BUT you don't have to fight with that one piece of meat that's stuck

between them two teeth in the back of your mouth. Just picture it.


He's cracking jokes to get to know your sense of humor and your tongue is catching fatigue from fighting for it's life to get that meat out of that cranny and down your throat; and that's if you've got the stomach to swallow it in the first place.


Keep some floss on you at all times, Cutie. And keep wet wipes for that Barbecue sauce, too.


With love,


Sanni B.

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